“Does someone want to suck my dick?”
Did JK seriously just call me, sing the Men in Black theme song, and hang up immediately?
Worst shit ever.
Especially with a nose that wide.
update: He did it again.
Twice.
Maybe the reason my glasses don’t fit correctly is the fact that they’re held together by parts of a Tech Deck.
bonfire
from Conan O’Brien
I was given thirty seconds to draw something I like.
This is me and my dad hanging out near the world’s biggest baseball.
I’m a fucking artist, brah.
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!
If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can’t win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,
THE WOODMAN