September 2008
1 post
“Does someone want to suck my dick?”
May 2008
9 posts
“Wile E. Coyote never achieves his goal, but is defined by his pursuit of it.”
here come the men in black
Did JK seriously just call me, sing the Men in Black theme song, and hang up immediately?
Worst shit ever.
Especially with a nose that wide.
update: He did it again.
Twice.
Maybe the reason my glasses don’t fit correctly is the fact that they’re held together by parts of a Tech Deck.
April 2008
17 posts
SkiFree - I love the interwebs
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!
If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the...
“I wouldn’t know what to do with a parakeet if it was on fire.”
Werth, Phillies Can't Look Away →
penis theft on the rise →
WatchNext week!
Love.
JK + Latonya 4 evr
my schedule for next semester →
futbol
I’m both relieved and confused about the fact that my soccer team, Real Tetons, is NOT in last place!
Opening Day pt 2
Someone please explain to me how the Nats are currently in first place.
Someone also explain to me how multiple months of “we’re working on our bullpen” translates into “Tom Gordan is still a wanker,” “Our pen still sucks,” and “Even Myers is going to blow it now.”
March 2008
10 posts
Opening Day
The Phillies’ home opener is on today at 3. Someone had it planned so perfectly that it’ll come on right when I get back from class.
Official roster:
Catchers (2): Chris Coste and Carlos Ruiz.
Infielders (7): Eric Bruntlett, Greg Dobbs, Pedro Feliz, Wes Helms, Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins and Chase Utley.
Outfielders (5): Pat Burrell, Geoff Jenkins, So Taguchi, Shane Victorino...
3.29.2008
Today was really great.
upgrades
Today I’ve been trying to make this tumblog a little better. I’ve added a comments feature that doesn’t require any sort of registration or anything, so let me know if there are problems with it.
Additionally, I’m restoring my twitter. It’ll be in the top left corner for quick updates, so hopefully it’ll be ready soon and can replace that placeholder twitter ...
last.fm
Why hasn’t last.fm worked in four days?
fieldwork
Parents of students at the high school in which I do fieldwork called and complained that the unit about the Holocaust was too depressing.
The curriculum was revised to remove all the depressing parts. It is now about a funny mustache and beautiful beaches.
John C. Dvorak
Another found poem. Attempting to discover the secrets Of the high tech world. An inside look, Right now, With two of the guys who know more than they can tell. Happy Easter, John. And happy Easter to everyone out there. Thank you for wearing your bunny ears today.
1 tag
Silicon Valley
85 degrees in Lala Land, But you’re all going to die When it all slides into the earth, Into the sea. So enjoy it in your little Sodom and Gomorra. Just enjoy it. It’s not that bad up here. note: this is a found poem taken directly from a conversation.
November 2007
6 posts
Jimmy Rollins won the NL MVP!
The sad part is the Ryan Howard ranked fifth in the MVP voting. That’s right, he had more MVP votes than Chase Utley. Tragic, really.
freerice.com
every correct answer yields ten grains of rice. kthx.
my schedule for next semester →
October 2007
11 posts
WatchWatch this…
Me: Thanks to Eric our team is named after a fucking porno!
Sammy K: It's not a porno, it's ...
Me: It's definitely a porno. If it's not a porno, what is it?
Sammy K: Art?
oh.
I was looking for freelance writing work so I could make some extra money in my spare time or on breaks or something, and this came up: Looking for a writer to tackle some adult themed articles. We’re completely open to any ideas. We’re hoping to pay between $10 and $20 per article, depending on content and length. The site is themed around threesomes, most specifically lesbian...
